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Josh Butler's avatar

Fuck me bring back twitter. 248 characters FTFW

Dr EC's avatar

I hope this dystopian vision is a joke?

If it isn’t, you can take your proposed wholesale devastation of Britain’s coastline and shove it where the sun don’t shine (no matter how much you try to tamper with the climate).

Patriotism starts with oikophilia and some of us have a spiritual attachment to this land and its native wildlife which holds more meaning for us than as a mere man child’s playground.

Benjamin Wm. C. Waterhouse's avatar

Sounds like the “edgy” Scots Troon at the start of this essay, aka Legally Evelyn…

superhans's avatar

Wonderful. Simply wonderful. Let the sand pipeline flow.

WeepingWillow's avatar

Seems plenty have missed the modest proposal here.

Richard's avatar

Gave up after the first part which read like the Monty Python Disgruntled Holidaymaker (Red Barrel) sketch. Only longer and less funny.

james's avatar

Absolutely bizarre, I hope this is mostly a troll

Severn Man A's avatar

The first third was a little disjointed, but the rest was very funny and made some good points.