If it isn’t, you can take your proposed wholesale devastation of Britain’s coastline and shove it where the sun don’t shine (no matter how much you try to tamper with the climate).
Patriotism starts with oikophilia and some of us have a spiritual attachment to this land and its native wildlife which holds more meaning for us than as a mere man child’s playground.
Fuck me bring back twitter. 248 characters FTFW
I hope this dystopian vision is a joke?
If it isn’t, you can take your proposed wholesale devastation of Britain’s coastline and shove it where the sun don’t shine (no matter how much you try to tamper with the climate).
Patriotism starts with oikophilia and some of us have a spiritual attachment to this land and its native wildlife which holds more meaning for us than as a mere man child’s playground.
Sounds like the “edgy” Scots Troon at the start of this essay, aka Legally Evelyn…
Wonderful. Simply wonderful. Let the sand pipeline flow.
Seems plenty have missed the modest proposal here.
Gave up after the first part which read like the Monty Python Disgruntled Holidaymaker (Red Barrel) sketch. Only longer and less funny.
Absolutely bizarre, I hope this is mostly a troll
The first third was a little disjointed, but the rest was very funny and made some good points.