Newsletter #49: The Zia Yusuf Enigma

PLUS: What is ‘The State of UK’ Substack?

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Today, we answer an important question: if Enemy of the Pimlico Journal Bukes is a ‘Zianist’, as he argued last week, am I a ‘Zianist’ too? Then, after this, we have an interesting (exclusive!) scoop involving Carole Cadwalladr.

This newsletter’s agenda: The Zia Yusuf Enigma (paid); What is ‘The State of UK’ Substack? (paid).

The Zia Yusuf Enigma

According to ‘SuperGrok’, this is what happens when you combine Reform UK politician Zia Yusuf with the DOTA 2 hero Enigma, known for his highly-influential ultimate ability ‘Black Hole’, which can completely turn around team fights, stunning and sucking in enemy units while dealing massive damage, especially when combined with ‘Midnight Pulse’.

Earlier this month, renowned Enemy of Pimlico Journal Bukes announced that he is a Zianist: a ‘Reform Friend of Yusuf, a lobbyist for his cause; the cause of political revolution and the regime change to follow.’ Do I agree?